Knocks: Pregnant male customs officers adorn the landscape of Tincan port command.

Wonders will never end. Tincan Island Port Customs command spent millions of naira to build a mini synthetic football pitch for its officers and men of the command to either play football or keep fit.

It is surprising that among the officers who the football field are meant for have protruding bellies so much that you will mistake them for pregnant women.

Only God knows when last some officers have engaged in physical exercise to taw part of their fat deposit in their body.

Their looks negate the fact that they are para military officers.

It is not surprising because the best sports they understand is collection of tolls both legal and otherwise for the government but more importantly for their pockets.

Customs officers should look smart and not hippopotamus-like.

Somebody should tell the Public Relations department that birthed the idea to roll away the rug since it is no longer useful and give way for clearing agents to park their cars